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# Did you have to motion towards your crotch when you did that?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 13:10, archived)
# *raises eyebrow
maybe

*thrusts
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 21 May 2008, 13:15, archived)
# I wish I was a boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Yeah, this front bits are a perk.
But they do get in the way sometimes, or get all twsited up and need surgery, twice :-(

It's about equal, you get lovely boobs and intriguing crotch facilities of yr own. Oh, and babies, lovely babies grow in you.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 21 May 2008, 13:22, archived)
# And then have to come OUT
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Yeah true
worth it tho
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 21 May 2008, 13:26, archived)
# True, true.
Plus the boobs aren't as nice when they're yours. It's just two more things to worry about.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Heh
Leaving the house:

keys, check
phone, check
turned off oven, check

boobs? Oh NO!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 21 May 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Pfft, I'm a worrier
for me leaving the house is:

Phone
Keys
Check patio doors
check hobs and oven
check heating's off
check hobs and oven
check patio doors
check heating's off
check lizard
check patio doors
check windows are locked
check lizard
keys
phone
check patio doors

THEN leave.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Haha same!*
Borderline OCD I guess. I check every morning that the gas fires are switched off, despite the fact that we've not used either of them for over a month...

*EDIT except the lizard. We don't have any reptiles. That we're aware of.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 May 2008, 13:34, archived)
# You just KNOW the day you don't check
will be the day you come back to NoHome.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Too true...
*leaves*
*gets halfway to bus stop*
*returns to check door is properly locked*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 May 2008, 13:37, archived)
# HAH I pull that trick.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Welcome to the b3ta OCD society!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 May 2008, 13:44, archived)
# There's a lizard in my kitchen I was not previously aware of
A tiny little gecko about an inch and a half long

Didn't half give me a fright this morning when it ran past my foot
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 21 May 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Where on earth do you live?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 May 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Emerald Hill (which sounds like a Sonic Zone)
Somerset (which sounds like the west country)
Singapore
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 21 May 2008, 13:41, archived)
# AWWWW
Name it MiniFran!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 13:41, archived)
# I shall indeed
I tried to take a picture of it but it was too small even at full zoom :(

[edit]
it came out all blurry, then MiniFran ran away under the cooker
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 21 May 2008, 13:43, archived)
# AWWW!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 13:50, archived)
# nah seriously not worth it
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 21 May 2008, 13:25, archived)
# I'd love it. Just for a week or two.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 13:30, archived)