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# We've hit the motherload! Gateaux Seam!

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 21 May 2008, 14:55, archived)
# is that.....it is, isn't it?
it's a CHOCOLATE ROSE!!!
*drools copiously*
*drowns miners*
NOOOOOOOO! THE PRECIOUS IS DISSOLVING IN SPITTLE!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 May 2008, 14:56, archived)
# I found chocolate ani yesterday.
Well, I didn't, the internets did and then told me about it. Proper nice chocolate too, made by some ridiculously expensive company.

Want.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:01, archived)
# have you tried
those new cream egg twisters? they're nicer than they should be!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Oooooh no, wossem then?
Hold that thought, ciggy time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:05, archived)
# they're actually called creme egg twisted.
the chocolate is really thick, like a real cream egg, but IT'S A BAR.
the wrappers look a lot like the old spira wrappers.
*looks at twisted wrapper on desk*
they really are very tasty.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:10, archived)
# I found them a bit sickly
But mine was half melted. I've put one in the fridge so I can have it when it's a bit firmer

(3 for £1 in Iceland)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:13, archived)
# are they???
why the hell did i go to asda yesterday? if i'd gone to the strand like i usually do, i'd have lots of them now!
i'd be about £20 worse off, too, but that's beside the point.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:18, archived)
# :-( Chocolate doesn't like me any more.
Like aspirin to Bruce Lee.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:13, archived)
# a friend of mine
brought me a jar of chocolate sauce from Fortnum & Mason. i was most disappointed with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:16, archived)
# I love chocolate.
I can't believe it's fallen out with me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:17, archived)
# i never used to bother with it
i only developed a sweet tooth about 6 years ago, so i'm making up for lost time!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:20, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:22, archived)
# i can demolish
a giant thornton's easter egg in 10 minutes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Might just be me, but,
did I detect a hint of orange flavour within the orange within the cream egg bar?

If so I didn't like it and am in fear that the same mutation may have occurred within the egg.

If not, carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! Gregor Lenko There's a tree..., Wed 21 May 2008, 15:27, archived)
# i tasted no orange
and i've eaten 4 of them so far this week.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Looks like the tomb of Tootancomein
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 21 May 2008, 14:57, archived)
# that torte to keep them busy for a while...
/sorry. And a woo to the pic.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 May 2008, 14:57, archived)
# life's hard in the gateaux
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:01, archived)
# That's another song ruined
I already sing "In the ghetto" in the voice of Cartman
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:03, archived)
# hahahahaha!
so do i :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:05, archived)
# I hate you Kenny
because you're poor
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:07, archived)
# screw you guys, i'm going home.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:08, archived)
# :D
Hehe
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:06, archived)