Well he doesn't smile, he triangles.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 21 May 2008, 15:37,
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ahhh, right.
i'm with you now, han.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 21 May 2008, 15:38,
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Han?
Shit *stops shagging Calista Flockhart*
*goes to find woman shaped less like a ruler*
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 21 May 2008, 15:40,
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you couldn't shag flockhart!
you'd be distracted by your dick poking through the skin on her back.
if you had a dick.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 21 May 2008, 15:42,
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If only.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 21 May 2008, 15:43,
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could be worse, i suppose
*suppresses mental images of sarah jessica park bench*
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 21 May 2008, 15:47,
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If I had a willy
you'd not be able to contain yourself.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 21 May 2008, 15:47,
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you know my motto:
if it moves, fuck it.
if it doesn't move, fuck it till it does.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 21 May 2008, 15:49,
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That's my girl!
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 21 May 2008, 15:51,
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*glees*
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 21 May 2008, 15:56,
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