As an atheist
I'm going to use mine to seduce Elizabeth I and become king of all England
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emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Fri 23 May 2008, 9:51,
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youll need to put on a corgi coat
she likes it doggie style
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Fri 23 May 2008, 9:57,
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