Good Lady, I implore you to attend,Lest voluminous gangs of marauding b3tans come questing for your location in order to facilitate your presence.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 23 May 2008, 11:00,
archived)
legions of wild boarsbeing ridden by stoaty mahouts may be employed to pull my carriage to derby
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 23 May 2008, 11:07,
archived)