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# Not sure where I was going with this. Maidenhead, probably.


(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Vroooom
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:20, archived)
# have you heard the bad news?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:44, archived)
# I commented on it!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:45, archived)
# ris
Edit:

Oh noes, not coming to the bash?

Balls, yr fun, wanted to do some drinking with ya.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:45, archived)
# She's not coming to the bash.
It fucking sucks, I'm dead upset.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:48, archived)
# next time, i promise.
i'm so upset by this that my mates are taking me out tomorrow night.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:51, archived)
# it's so unfair :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:47, archived)
# *hug* I am not a happy captain.
Poor you. I shall endeavour to grab you a memento and post it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:49, archived)
# *glees*
next year, i shall start saving in fucking january, just so i can be sure that i have the money and don't have to rely on loans.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Well there's Derby!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:52, archived)
# ooo, i forgot about that!
when is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Erm.... October?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:58, archived)
# well
my birthday is in october!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Aha!
Yours too, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:03, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:03, archived)
# i shall be 34
SUCK THAT, JESUS! I BEAT YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:13, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:17, archived)
# Good Lady, I implore you to attend,
Lest voluminous gangs of marauding b3tans come questing for your location in order to facilitate your presence.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:00, archived)
# legions of wild boars
being ridden by stoaty mahouts may be employed to pull my carriage to derby
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:07, archived)
# rubbish!
resign!
go back to clown school!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:57, archived)
# if it was due to other commitments
they'd be getting cunted right in the fuck.
however, the problem is monetary, which is harder to overcome.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:59, archived)
# How much money are we talking about?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:01, archived)
# about £120-
i knew i shouldn't have relied on her.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:05, archived)
# *sets up fund*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Jeez Louise
I can't afford all of that. I'd be happy to put towards, but I can't do all of it. Sorry pickle.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:07, archived)
# i wouldn't ask you to
but thanks :)
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:23, archived)
# 88mph?
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Hull?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Hull, Maidenhead - they are conceptually quiet close.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:21, archived)
# I needed a comment like that...
Like a Hull in the Head!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Ha!
Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:00, archived)
# GRUNTFUTTOCK!
You ol bastard - woo to the pic
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:21, archived)
# MARNIN'!!!!!!
How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:22, archived)
# pleasant
my boss isnt in, one bloke I manage is off sick and the other is off working.. life is good (and the sun is out which is always nice)
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Nekkid office day \o/
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 23 May 2008, 10:27, archived)
# These are all good things!
I shall award you the Prodigy 69 Sponsored "Triple Pimms Jug*" for your efforts, sir.

*mint optional
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:38, archived)
# this errr um
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Oh, and errr, there's some stuff I was ummmm
Meant to say about that thing that was.... Oh - You know!!!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:39, archived)
# could well be
indeed perhaps
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:40, archived)
# its air resistance must be quite low....
woo1
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:25, archived)
# actually something so full of holes
with the sharp square edges and corners might provide extra drag
but ive not done much fluid mechanics, so i might be wrong
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:39, archived)
# *hides from the person far cleverer than I*
Oh, that's pretty much the entire /board.

Bugger - didn't think that through.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:40, archived)
# Bollocks is it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:45, archived)
# like a wiffle ball
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:45, archived)
# Thankyou for clarifying complicated science in layman's terms for me.
It's like being in an episode of star trek.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 23 May 2008, 10:46, archived)
# anytime cowboy
I wouldn't be able to deal with the all-in-one lycra suits tho. I look like I'm made from sausages if i put body-tight clothing on.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 23 May 2008, 11:06, archived)
# ^this is roughly right
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 10:49, archived)
# Air Con is great, too
;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:39, archived)
# for some reason, this pleases me.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:31, archived)
# You're sitting on the washing machine on spin cycle while looking at it?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:40, archived)
# 0_0
I say!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:41, archived)
# *checks laundry room for cameras*
you ain't seen me, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:44, archived)
# Not a thing!
*films*
*sells to B3ta perverts*
*profits*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:47, archived)
# That's a hell of a lot of 11p's
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:51, archived)
# vroooooooom!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Is that an alpha(blended) romeo?
No? Just me then...
(Jediwannabe, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:51, archived)
# Arf!
hadn't thought of that.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:58, archived)