You don't need a horse van, that's just cruel.
Just get your girlfriend a taxi instead. She'll be much happier.
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hexachordal la la la la la,
Fri 23 May 2008, 13:53,
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You'd need a whale to transport your boyfriend,
so I think only having to stretch for a taxi is pretty good going, don't you?
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ClanSoul,
Fri 23 May 2008, 14:03,
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