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# just don't cuddle any gerbils
or you go to jail
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Why would I cuddle a fucking gerbil?
Now hamsters and Chinchillas on the other hand....
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 23:54, archived)
# to mock the system
to mock switzerland!

that'll show 'em!
(, Sat 24 May 2008, 23:55, archived)
# MOCK THE TURTLE!
(, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:03, archived)
# mock it! fuck that!
*unzips*

come here ya turtly bastard!!!

KEKEKEKE! Number 43- turtel souap!
(, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:05, archived)
# FTW?!?!?!
Are you some kind of sex fiend?

/says in the knowledge that my fingers smell of raspberry surprises....
(, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:06, archived)
# rapeberry supplies?!
O_O

what are you, some kind of previt ?!?!

:D
(, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:08, archived)
# A previt to a better man....
(, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:09, archived)
# a better man, standing by the cliffs
the white cliffs of dover
looking bravely out
soul sweapt by the wind
with honour in his heart
and a plastic bag of stolen mince
(, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:10, archived)
# I wandered lonely as a cloud
That floats on hills, an o'er vales
When all at once, I heard a cry,
QUICK RUN! IT'S CLAN SOUL AND HE HAS COME TO RAPE YOUR BUM!
(, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:17, archived)
# EEK!
*casts +10 cotdeath*
(, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:21, archived)
# *laughs*
You tell it funnier than him ;)
(, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:35, archived)
# you should see me coming over a hill!
:D
(, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:39, archived)