when we still had a dog, my mum used to cut his hair (he was a spaniel so he had plenty)anyway, one time, mum was trimming around the cock area, and the dog got a bit 'excited'. For some reason my mum got offended and started beating the erection with the electric clippers shouting 'PUT THAT AWAY'.
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