'I'd like to buy a hat please.''You're in luck sir, this is a hat shop.'
'Well I'd like a Trilby in that case, with all speed my good man.'
'I'm afraid we're all out of Trilbys today sir.'
'Tsh. No worry, your finest Tophat in size 28 then if you please.'
'Sorry sir, we never have any Tops on a monday.'
'This is a hat shop?'
'Yes sir, we have-'
'Oh no, I'm keen to guess.'
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Tue 27 May 2008, 0:18,
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'Well I'd like a Trilby in that case, with all speed my good man.'
'I'm afraid we're all out of Trilbys today sir.'
'Tsh. No worry, your finest Tophat in size 28 then if you please.'
'Sorry sir, we never have any Tops on a monday.'
'This is a hat shop?'
'Yes sir, we have-'
'Oh no, I'm keen to guess.'
jeru, how do you solve the problem of flies?
KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants,
Tue 27 May 2008, 0:20,
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I take the term problem as a subjective altercation between those of arbitrary opinions and views and their surroundings,from that I derive that they are not a problem but an intricacy of interaction, and declassify them as such.
Also, what the fuck are you talking about? The sims?
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Tue 27 May 2008, 0:22,
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Also, what the fuck are you talking about? The sims?
smell of reeves and mortimer...and placing a turd in the valley of ones trilby to get rid of flies on your face KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants,
Tue 27 May 2008, 0:23,
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I haven't seen smell of reeves and mortimer in years, I only remember bits of it and get those mixed up with the other serieses.I just remember the two who drove out into the country and parked between two trees, then spent ages hacking the trees down. Then their car boot flew off and exploded.
That one was random and brilliant.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 0:27,
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That one was random and brilliant.
that was from bang bang. KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants,
Tue 27 May 2008, 0:28,
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Argh!I told you I got them mixed up.
Was Smell the one when they had the "GAS COOOKAH" fight? And had the people with eggs coming out of their mouth?
"Now who will take my monkeys to be baptised?"
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Tue 27 May 2008, 0:29,
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Was Smell the one when they had the "GAS COOOKAH" fight? And had the people with eggs coming out of their mouth?
"Now who will take my monkeys to be baptised?"
god i can't remember that one.bugger.
but bang bang had the club which makes me love it all the mor.
"the hanging bollocks of babylon"
(but bang bang had the club which makes me love it all the mor.
"the hanging bollocks of babylon"
KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants,
Tue 27 May 2008, 0:32,
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