I'm not even going
to speak to you if you don't have a beer without a notarised certificate from a medical examiner stating that you will absolutely have more than a 99% chance of symptoms resulting in death or worse if you imbibe for one day.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 12:33,
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I'm hoping you get blotto, I'm going to saddle you up and ride you like an armoured boar
around the finer areas of the City.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 12:34,
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After Saturday I'd better do.
If not, you've failed and must hand in your pervert passes at the door on your way out.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 12:44,
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If he even so much as gets a speck on me
I will wee on his head. He knows that.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 12:49,
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life lessons
2. Do not offer Golden Showers if Bukkake request is met
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Tue 27 May 2008, 12:52,
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