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# I'm not even going
to speak to you if you don't have a beer without a notarised certificate from a medical examiner stating that you will absolutely have more than a 99% chance of symptoms resulting in death or worse if you imbibe for one day.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:33, archived)
# I'm hoping you get blotto, I'm going to saddle you up and ride you like an armoured boar
around the finer areas of the City.

(, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:34, archived)
# haha
you've got wrong on you.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:41, archived)
# After Saturday I'd better do.
If not, you've failed and must hand in your pervert passes at the door on your way out.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:44, archived)
# life lessons
1. Do not challenge b3tans to bukkake one
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:48, archived)
# If he even so much as gets a speck on me
I will wee on his head. He knows that.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:49, archived)
# life lessons
2. Do not offer Golden Showers if Bukkake request is met
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:52, archived)
# you know, there's probably a japanese word for this exact kind of battle
:D
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:53, archived)
# hahaha, well if YOU turn up, I might HAVE to have a drink
/just to forget the crunchie easter egg incident
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 12:52, archived)