I'm going to rub you vigorously with a pumice stone
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer,
Tue 27 May 2008, 14:51,
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I'm going to rape you in the urethra with a marinated courgette
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drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Tue 27 May 2008, 14:53,
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*spreads*
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer,
Tue 27 May 2008, 14:53,
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