you can do it from beyond the grave
my grandmother's already started haunting her house - she's getting the practice in
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Tue 27 May 2008, 16:13,
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the faint whiff of piss does not constitute a full haunting
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer,
Tue 27 May 2008, 16:15,
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