Bent Coppers:Ian and Dave Bent are brothers, the brothers work in the police force. Once is corrupt whilst the other is a homosexual, they both suffer from curvature of the spine. They are both made from copper, they are law enforcement robots from the future.
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Tue 27 May 2008, 18:02,
archived)
Celebrity Changing Wombs:Every week more and more desperate 3rd rate attention seeking whores have their uterus redesigned by floppy foppy foppish fop Bob Hoskins.
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Tue 27 May 2008, 18:08,
archived)
What Thyme Is It?every week a group of celebrity botonists, none of whom are David Bellamy, attempt to identify the specific plant from which a sprig of Thyme was taken using only carbon dating, confocal spectroscapy, carbon date raping, gas chromatography, litmus paper and guess work. Every week they fail.
with hilarious concequences.
(with hilarious concequences.
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Tue 27 May 2008, 18:12,
archived)
Better B3tan Than BeatenRob wanders the street with a cricket bat and encourages people to post on his message board.
with hilarious concequences.
(with hilarious concequences.
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Tue 27 May 2008, 18:19,
archived)