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# Say what you like about Hitler,
while he was in power, the trains ran on time, and there were limes for everybody.

In fact, George Bush's 'No Child Left Behind' scheme can be linked to Hitler's 'No Child Left in Rind', which helped kids with a lime addiction get back into the real world.

It was later adapted to 'No Child Left in Rhine', which was where it all went pear shaped.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:08, archived)
# Say what you like about Hitler
but at least he was right about the Jews.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:09, archived)
# WELL COME ON WHAT KIND OF 'PEOPLE' DO YOU CALL THAT?!?!
THEY SAY 'OY'!?!?

my best friend has gotten into the habit of GLENDA SLAGG!?!?!?!?!!ing over MSN at the end of all her sentences. I really should tell her to stop fucking doing it.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:11, archived)
# I once made that comment to a load of mates while out for a curry
when I was sat next to a Jewish friend. All the people around the table let out a disapproving "Ooooooooh" but she pissed herself.

Ricky Gervais based his entire act around that moment.
(, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:13, archived)