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# I love the cornflake box tips they always have
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:58, archived)
# DUTCH MASTERS:
Try a little more light in your paintings. It's often hard to see what's going on in the corners.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:04, archived)
# SAVE MONEY ON TOILET PAPER
by wiping your arse on a flannel.

This can be reused once your wife or girlfriend has washed it.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:05, archived)
# i wonder if that actually works.
wouldnt it only be good for one wipe really?
(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:07, archived)
# you could just turn it over,
or fold it in half.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Are you fed up with making love to the same woman?
Lay on your wife till she goes numb, hey presto it will feel like you're making love to a different woman!
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:05, archived)
# don't
waste money on expensive binoculars.
simply stand closer to the object you wish to view
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Enjoy indoor snorkelling
by filling a bath with water, then removing the plug quickly and putting your mouth over the hole, breathing through the overflow.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:07, archived)