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# I'm sorry
We can't speak Northener, our knuckled don't drag close enough to the ground for it.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:45, archived)
# Watch yourself, lad.
I've put bigger than you over my knee before now.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:46, archived)
# Sorry
I'm broke!
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:47, archived)
# You bloody will be
*greases forearm*
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:49, archived)
# *catses thigh*
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:50, archived)
# all I heard was "apples and pears, would you adam and eve it"
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:46, archived)
# I fear you have a cockney ear infection.
Love a duck!

That's an order, twice a day.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:47, archived)
# christ last thing I wants a cock knee in my ear
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:48, archived)
# BWARK
sorry.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:48, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Hahah wouldn't that be a great malady?
All you hear is cockney rhyming slang!
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:49, archived)
# No sorry.
I'm just hearing grunts.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:47, archived)
# is this a sexual thing?
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Always.
;)
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:56, archived)
# What this man said.
But with decidedly more thigh rubbing.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Allow me, ma'am...
I wouldn't want to put you to any trouble.

*hugs*
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Excellent.
My emissary shall now perform the Thigh Rubbing Ritual of Wednesday.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:01, archived)
# *lights incense burners*
Now, if you'll just relax......
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:02, archived)