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# This is my neighbour

doesn't he look like a crow
(looby, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:35, archived)
# he looks like he just loves killin'!
bet he does 3 killin's before breakfast!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:35, archived)
# and chips!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:37, archived)
# with daddies "sauce" on them
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:38, archived)
# ketchup dammit you fucking Northener!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:39, archived)
# But it's not called Daddies Ketchup, ghostie
It's called Daddies Sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:40, archived)
# I don't know what he told you
But it's illegal!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:43, archived)
# there's no such thing as daddies ketchup you fucking southern hippy!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:43, archived)
# ^ this, with several ornate and tuneful bells on
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:45, archived)
# I'm sorry
We can't speak Northener, our knuckled don't drag close enough to the ground for it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:45, archived)
# Watch yourself, lad.
I've put bigger than you over my knee before now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:46, archived)
# Sorry
I'm broke!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:47, archived)
# You bloody will be
*greases forearm*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:49, archived)
# *catses thigh*
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:50, archived)
# all I heard was "apples and pears, would you adam and eve it"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:46, archived)
# I fear you have a cockney ear infection.
Love a duck!

That's an order, twice a day.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:47, archived)
# christ last thing I wants a cock knee in my ear
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:48, archived)
# BWARK
sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:48, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Hahah wouldn't that be a great malady?
All you hear is cockney rhyming slang!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:49, archived)
# No sorry.
I'm just hearing grunts.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:47, archived)
# is this a sexual thing?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Always.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:56, archived)
# What this man said.
But with decidedly more thigh rubbing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Allow me, ma'am...
I wouldn't want to put you to any trouble.

*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Excellent.
My emissary shall now perform the Thigh Rubbing Ritual of Wednesday.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:01, archived)
# *lights incense burners*
Now, if you'll just relax......
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:02, archived)
# GIRLS. Girls.
You're both such lovely girls! You'll be sharing sugar in no time. Don't fight. And if you do, fight proper, with pillows... and jim-jams.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:46, archived)
# Yes there is
www.google.com/products?q=daddies+ketchup&sourceid=navclient-ff&ie=UTF-8&rlz=1B2DVFD_enGB225GB225&um=1
proof
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:50, archived)
# well, how queer
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:59, archived)
# *is a Northerner*
*puts coal on his chips*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:46, archived)
# that coal appears to have been transported over the desert under the blazing hot sun through 20 foot snow drifts
good coal that
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:47, archived)
# yup
smokeness
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:50, archived)
# he kills with his spear like nose
doesnt show up in airport security either
(looby, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:37, archived)
# bet he's one of those playboy international jewel thieves too
and relaxes between jobs in his boat in the mediterranean

I dunno, some people get all the fun
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Has
he got any pheasant?
(I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:56, archived)
# OK?
Who wants to threadjack first?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:36, archived)
# My threadjack:
I was a twat to a noob on here last night. I gazzed him to apologise but I've no idea if he actually even knows that exists. So if you see Nifty -- I think that was his login -- posting then let him know about Gaz. I also included some much friendlier advice on optimisation which hopefully didn't look patronising.

I'm not built to be a Nazi.

Eurgh. I'm also going to repost this horror from a couple of months back.

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:40, archived)
# THat's what noobs at for though!
If they withstand it they grow up to be perfectly disfunctional b3tards!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:42, archived)
# hope so
what makes it worse is i was only talking a few days before about filesize nazis missing the point and being ridiculously offensive......
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:49, archived)
# he became an hero last night
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:44, archived)
# what, for being called a lazy twat by me?
if that makes you heroic there's a lot of heroes in this world....

it was totally uncalled for though.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:48, archived)
# i bet you'd like to jack off to a picture of him crying though
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Damn straight
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:02, archived)
# What an awesome schnoz.
Also- shop it. Otherwise this is just flickr with more vitriol.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Surely
that is a shopped pic?
(5318008 it's the magic number!, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:39, archived)
# YOU'VE obviously never met my Granddad.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:39, archived)
# I see no specific problem with that,
but I take your point.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:42, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:49, archived)
# no, crows are birds that are mostly black and covered in feathers
seriously though, why post this?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:37, archived)
# You haven't seen the rest of him....
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 28 May 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Is it like a man in a gilly suit with Worzel's head on?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:39, archived)
# You clearly HAVE seen the rest of him then...
For some reason, I'm not surprised...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 28 May 2008, 10:45, archived)
# I've seen everyone naked.
Yes this includes you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:47, archived)
# You're one of a very select group of people there....
(the internet)
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 28 May 2008, 10:48, archived)
# I find this questionable.
Someone asked me to model for an art class once, when they all regained consciousness they had lost four weeks of their life and their canvases were on fire.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:50, archived)
# bwahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:01, archived)
# I do see crows feet though!
'ningles matey. you wanna gaz me a picture and a comment for the bash wall?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:44, archived)
# 'Tomato - Ted - aubergine - your - potato - wife's - turnip - dead.'
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:39, archived)
# *wouldn't know anything about that, sir*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:40, archived)
# Ahahahahahaha.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:40, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
Best skit evah!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:41, archived)
# in other news...
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:39, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:41, archived)
# your shoppage skills are legendary,
I can't tell where you've manipulated it!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:39, archived)
# He looks like he'd be canny to have a few drinks with
my neighbour is a shouty woman who hates her kids.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:45, archived)
# is that a question?
If so, it's a bit of a closed question, it doesn't leave much for discussion. A more open question would be "I think he looks like a crow, what do you think?"

To which I'd reply: "He doesn't look like a crow, he looks like an old man and you've posted him on a message board for photoshopped images, now fuck off and read the FAQ."
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:49, archived)
# ^This...
...and read this bit in particular:
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:57, archived)
# "YOU MADE ME MISS..."
"I'VE NEVER MISSED THAT BOARD BEFORE"!
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 28 May 2008, 10:49, archived)
# "Remember the alamo"
hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:56, archived)