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# don't take your beer outside
it will get even more watered down
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:05, archived)
# fucking hell woman.
watch your mouth. You have no idea what raging emotion you just aroused by using all those words in the same sentence.

*guards Stella against water and you lot*
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:07, archived)
# i won't touch your stella, don't worry!
cover the top with polythene, then poke a straw through it and drink your beer with the straw. that should stop any rain-rape on your stella.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:10, archived)
# The mental image of him
standing out in the rain, drinking his beer through a straw....getting more and more irate as his cigarette gets soggy...


Fuck me, that's a beautiful image. I might draw it, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:15, archived)
# do it!
i had the urge yesterday to draw a miserable man looking out of a rain-soaked window, but i went out for lunch instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Why did I imagine it with
a knotted hanky on his head?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Nooooo
I'm very much a hat man.


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(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:26, archived)
# The obvious solution there
is to get it to rain beer!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:08, archived)
# if i could
i would be hailed as the saviour of the north
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:11, archived)
# But wouldn't the saviour of the North
be the one that brought you lot out of the trees and into houses?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:13, archived)
# cheeky fucker!
*waves branch at ghosty*
you need brains to run a computer up a larch!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Hehehe and ther's always the website
I horse lovage!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:22, archived)
# i was going to grow lovage
but it takes up valuable tree space
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Have you guys evolved opposable thumbs yet?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:27, archived)
# yes. i've got 3 of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:30, archived)