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# Shoodle?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:55, archived)
# deja voodle
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Wanting it beat a fucking poodle more than once:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:00, archived)
# it's raining here
and grey and miserable. Its that sort of rain that's so fine it soaks you down to your spleen.
Fuck I'm bored. I might go to the pub.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Go to the zoo!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:03, archived)
# I'm in Cheshire.
The nearest zoo would be Chester and I've been drinking. Plus I go there a lot to see my old python.
I'm going to have another beer and a fag and think about going to the pub.
I have a tattyshop project but after about 3 hours, 30 layers and barely 2% completed I fear I have overstepped my attention span.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:06, archived)
# They're both Che's they can't be that far apart!
Go see the Indie flim!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:07, archived)
# seen it.
it's fucking rubbish and confusing.
I fell asleep during the first two attempts.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:08, archived)
# I don't care. I wasn't asking you!
Go!
Now!
No leave that there, you won't need it.
You! Cinema! Now!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:09, archived)
# we have similar weather here
i just pedalled down our local town centre in the rain, bedecked in my waterproofs,then the sun came out and i sweated my bollocks off, it's now raining again.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:04, archived)
# I hope you went back and picked them up!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:05, archived)
# don't take your beer outside
it will get even more watered down
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:05, archived)
# fucking hell woman.
watch your mouth. You have no idea what raging emotion you just aroused by using all those words in the same sentence.

*guards Stella against water and you lot*
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:07, archived)
# i won't touch your stella, don't worry!
cover the top with polythene, then poke a straw through it and drink your beer with the straw. that should stop any rain-rape on your stella.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:10, archived)
# The mental image of him
standing out in the rain, drinking his beer through a straw....getting more and more irate as his cigarette gets soggy...


Fuck me, that's a beautiful image. I might draw it, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:15, archived)
# do it!
i had the urge yesterday to draw a miserable man looking out of a rain-soaked window, but i went out for lunch instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Why did I imagine it with
a knotted hanky on his head?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Nooooo
I'm very much a hat man.


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(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:26, archived)
# The obvious solution there
is to get it to rain beer!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:08, archived)
# if i could
i would be hailed as the saviour of the north
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:11, archived)
# But wouldn't the saviour of the North
be the one that brought you lot out of the trees and into houses?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:13, archived)
# cheeky fucker!
*waves branch at ghosty*
you need brains to run a computer up a larch!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Hehehe and ther's always the website
I horse lovage!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:22, archived)
# i was going to grow lovage
but it takes up valuable tree space
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Have you guys evolved opposable thumbs yet?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:27, archived)
# yes. i've got 3 of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Do it. I'm going to in a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Rod Stewart's looking better than he used to.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:57, archived)
# yeh
it must be the hair-do. It's taken years off him.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:58, archived)
# It's Peter Stringfellow's hairdo...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:59, archived)
# hahaha.
it's like a blonde brian may
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:01, archived)
# reminds me of my sheep-shearing days.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:57, archived)
# ....really?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:03, archived)
# shearing makes the cock look bigger
or so i've heard
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:08, archived)
# I didn't think rams had worries in that dept.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:10, archived)
# if you look under a ewe's arse wool
you'll find a small but functional pair of secondary eyes, which they use to view the ram's equipment and thus laugh derisively at them.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:13, archived)
# I steer clear of sheep
due to them being fucking satanic. Bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:16, archived)
# they are insane in a bad way, yes.
but they taste lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:18, archived)
# its horses you want to watch for they're sods
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:20, archived)
# I love horses.
Yes yes yes. But I do. I used to own one, and he was a lovely horse, yes he was. Bit of a cunthorse, but not to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:21, archived)
# was he tasty?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:28, archived)
# yes...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:11, archived)
# my.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:13, archived)
# hehehehe!
'noon chap, did it arrive yet?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Hallo g!
Whoa! Freaky! It turned up about ten minutes ago...
Great quality!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:58, archived)
# i expect to see it being modelled in a seductive yet not overtly sexual manner
preferably by your good lady rather than you.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:01, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Will this do until I find a camera?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:12, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:00, archived)
# hell yea!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:59, archived)
# haha
OOOOH YEAAAHHHHH

TJ: Custard creams = win, so fucking totally. Bourbons can just fuck right off. Go on, challenge me if you DARE.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:07, archived)
# PINK WAFFERS!
HA YOU LOSE!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Custard creams are shit because they are not named after French house of monachs.
Politcal connections are what I look for in a biscuit.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:12, archived)
# what a happy looking chap..
nicely done.!
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Hunting Dogs!
It's true.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:18, archived)