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# I would move to Germany
but I don't think it'd be the best of ideas. I would become fat with schnitzel, frikadellen and beer.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:28, archived)
# I don't drink and dislike german sausages, so that works out fairly well for me.
I'm only going to buy a house with a basement and turn it into a underground complex of evil anyway, land is just cheaper in Germany.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:32, archived)
# What kind of evil?
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:34, archived)
# The good kind.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Don't raise my hopes again.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Why not?
It's incredibly amusing.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Yeah, right. Like you laugh.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:40, archived)
# I do laugh.
Sometimes even at jokes instead of other people's suffering.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Are you confusing laughing with sneering?
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:43, archived)
# I don't think so.
Laughing is where you open your mouth and emit a fluctuating vowel sound, whereas sneering is just where you have a long nose and are made out of pink felt.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:45, archived)