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This is how wars should be fought!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:59, archived)

YES :D

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:00, archived)

I can't decide:

What should I watch?
Indiana Jones and The Temple of Doom
Sleepy Hollow
Beetlejuice

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ClanSoul, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:24, archived)

Beetlejuice everytime

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:25, archived)

Football or Britains Got Talent (less twats)

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:27, archived)

turn the tv off

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:28, archived)

and then burn it

just in case

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:29, archived)

Beetlejuice......

No question.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:27, archived)

Sleepy Hollow

One of the best films ever

(Big Ginge putting the laughter into manslaughter, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:28, archived)

Well all three are stuck in Sky+

I just wanted to know which to watch first.
Looks like Beetlejuice, Sleepy Hollow and then Indiana Jones

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ClanSoul, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:29, archived)

I was thinking it'd be Beetlejuice, yes.

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ClanSoul, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:29, archived)

Indiana moans and the temple of womb

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:29, archived)

NICE FUCKING MODEL!

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mr spoons, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:29, archived)

HONK HONK

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ClanSoul, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:30, archived)

the dude with the wee heed is my favourite.

www.conecultachiapas.gob.mx/noticias/imagenes/982006_0914_beetlejuice294.jpg

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mr spoons, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:32, archived)

Hahahah

I vaguely recall, but I haven't seen it in years.

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ClanSoul, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:34, archived)

Sleepy

Hollow.

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Collatallie Sisters, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:31, archived)

Ok, final count:

Beetlejuice: 3 votes
Sleepy Hollow: 2 votes
Indy: 1 vote

By everyone, I'm off to make popcorn

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ClanSoul, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:33, archived)

porn

then wank

WINNER

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:36, archived)

SHUT THE FUCK UP DONNY

Woo!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:01, archived)

sweetie

further to your earlier rantette, i think the dutch have a tory government, i may be wrong of course but i think their christian democrats are conservative. are they still in power.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:05, archived)

Christ! They must be the laziest conservative christians ever.

"Shall we go to the commons meeting?"
"Nah, just put some porn on instead."

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:07, archived)

Oh I have no idea about their political system

I only know that I have a lovely time there.

I think if I was going to move to another country it would most likely be Canada or Holland- I'm not basing this on their politics, but purely on the people and where I would feel comfortable.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:07, archived)

i've already looked into moving to canada

lots of red tape!
edit : does the queen still own it? or did she give it back like every other useful thing she ever owned?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:08, archived)

no canada is still british

apart from the french bit, but that's crap anyway.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:11, archived)

Like I'd move to the French bit.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:12, archived)

Why not?

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:13, archived)

My French isn't as good as it used to be

plus I have found the vast majority of French people that I've met to be incredibly rude. Whereas I can just about deal with it occasionally, to live within it constantly would be a chore with only one inevitable consequence- I would at some point get very angry, have a right go at everyone and then they'd be French AND in a mood.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:15, archived)

what are they gonna do?

they'll just shrug then surrender

then sit outside of a cafe, smoking a cigar, reading provocative literature, tutting to themselves into the hours of darkness, as the rain begins to fall.

While a poor bandoneon player emits a lament of hate, in the distance.

Next week, I'll talk about Germany, be prepared for huge pots containing brown fluid and sausage and large chaps in incomprehensible trousers

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:19, archived)

hahahaha!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:20, archived)

Hooray for mild racism! \o/

/Hopes that's random quote blog

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 28 May 2008, 17:20, archived)

racism!

pft

Je vais maintenant aller à mon oncle de la ferme

J'y croître courgettes et s'engager dans un voyage de découverte incompréhensible auto

after first having a cup of coffee and a smoke

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:24, archived)

DOMO ARIGATO

Mr. Roboto

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:22, archived)

Pretentious?

Watashiwa?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:29, archived)

ha ha ha

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:31, archived)

The older I get the more I love the French...

in a similar way to how I find I actually like Prince Phillip more and more the older I get (and the more I meet him)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:20, archived)

I'm sure they're lovely

I just have had the misfortune to meet the completely wanky ones.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:22, archived)

I've had the same problem

with people from Dublin.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 28 May 2008, 17:24, archived)

Durty Dubbers...

I have a similar feeling about the Northern Irish, some of my best friends are Norn Oirish, as are some of the people I despise most in the world (who I've met)...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:27, archived)

The probable conclusion is

Some people from some places suck, other people from those places are nice.

SCIENCE!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 28 May 2008, 17:31, archived)

indeed

"... it ain't where you're from / it's where you're at..."

/IcouldquoteRakimbutwhywouldI?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:34, archived)

you've met phil the greek

who appears not be greek at all.
i saw that thing on telly the other week i really wanted him to let loose a bit more, i think he's a great old fella, not that i really know him of course but i like characters like him.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:23, archived)

I say 'met'

he's Chancellor of the University an I've been at a few of the same things as him and been introduced to him once... and not for very long (*is lowly*)

despite my mother staunch republicanism, I thought he was an exceedingly rum sort and has a very very sharp sense of humour.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:25, archived)

that's good enough for me

you are a royal, is it true kate sorry i mean catherine shaves her bits?

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:27, archived)

I'm afraid I don't follow you

..?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:29, archived)

if you have everything, you don't need to be concerned with the minor tribulations in life

like, bills and shit

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:34, archived)

I was thinking more of moving to Germany myself, for no other reason that I speak German and would probably find German people less annoying.

I don't quote unquote think there is anything happening to this country, civilisation is in constant flux and change and anyone who thinks that there is some set value of Englishness is just kidding themselves. Change makes fools of us all.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:21, archived)

hmm germany...

hmm *rubs chin*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:27, archived)

I would move to Germany

but I don't think it'd be the best of ideas. I would become fat with schnitzel, frikadellen and beer.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:28, archived)

I don't drink and dislike german sausages, so that works out fairly well for me.

I'm only going to buy a house with a basement and turn it into a underground complex of evil anyway, land is just cheaper in Germany.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:32, archived)

What kind of evil?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:34, archived)

The good kind.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:35, archived)

Don't raise my hopes again.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:38, archived)

Why not?

It's incredibly amusing.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:39, archived)

Yeah, right. Like you laugh.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:40, archived)

I do laugh.

Sometimes even at jokes instead of other people's suffering.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:41, archived)

Are you confusing laughing with sneering?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:43, archived)

I don't think so.

Laughing is where you open your mouth and emit a fluctuating vowel sound, whereas sneering is just where you have a long nose and are made out of pink felt.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:45, archived)

Canada is ace.

I have family there and so very nearly moved there a couple of times ( as did my father. I might have moved as a 15 year old and never met you )

I have had 3 month stints in London, Toronto and Sarnia.

The French bit is foul.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:20, archived)

Do they have French toilets in the French bit?

That's another reason for me not to move there if they do.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:25, archived)

French toilets?

oh, you mean trees and lampposts.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:25, archived)

I mean the holes in the floor.

Like the ones I had to use in fucking India.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:27, archived)

No it's quite civilised

except they talk like they have a mouth full of dirt.

I've done a fair bit of squatting over holes in Greece. It's not good.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:29, archived)

It's bloody not.

I have painful knees as it is. And the unfortunate problem of being able to get into a crouching position perfectly fine, but being totally unable to straighten myself back up from there though. I have to have help.

and....well, no. Just...no.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:30, archived)

No, I mean that

Vancouver and Quebec is quite civilised. Squatting over a metal pan is not, especially when they have places to put your feet. I can't begin to think of all the unwashed, before me, pissing on their feet.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:34, archived)

I knew what you meant, toots.

Toilets should only get MORE comfy as you travel the world, not less.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:35, archived)

I realised after I typed

that I had not followed the syntax of our discourse. That's because I'm a bit pissed now. Time to open photoshop and order chinese ( not through photoshop, don't try that ).

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:39, archived)

I'm not even slightly pissed.

Although soon I shall go home and get stoned. For a change.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:44, archived)

you need new bumper dumper!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:28, archived)

so why do i need a passport to go there?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:19, archived)

because immigration departments have a great sense of humour*

*may be absolute lies

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:21, archived)

My sister

is already there.. in the heart of the rocky mountains.. the swine!

plus the jammy slag has nabbed herself a job as a hotel manager..

also.. you can go for 6 months with out needing a visa.. obviously you'll need a working visa. but they generally don't ask to actually see it. My sister despite the fact that she's been there 3 months hasn't had one.. But she had an easier time getting in has aher b/f has canadian hereditary..and is related to peter faulk!

x

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arrangedletters, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:26, archived)

apparently i've got relations out there...

or in america - can i get away with that?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:30, archived)

that sounds good to me

i have a hankering to bugger off to sri lanka or similar, if only they'd stop trying to blow each other up. i want to live somewhere where wearing more than a metre of cloth and a pair of flip flops is considered being over dressed.
maybe one day.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:10, archived)

How about Easter Island?

You'd get to look at those lovely heads.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:13, archived)

that also sounds splendid

i'd be a buddhist monk if it wasn't for all the chanting and other 'religious' stuff. i don't do chanting or religion.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:16, archived)

There was a Buddhist monk on telly yesterday

and he was a complete lovely. Really funny, very sweet. I love Buddhists, they all seem to be really gentle people.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:19, archived)

i saw him too

bless him.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:20, archived)

Did you want to cuddle him as well?

I'd say that I wished that everyone could be like that, but I think then it'd make people like him much less special.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:24, archived)

Me wanna go live Boulder, Colorado.

It's ACE.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:16, archived)

Isn't that where Mindy is?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:19, archived)

^this is the only fact i know about boulder

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:59, archived)

Holland is def the country

with the governmental attitude closest to my own

But i love England

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:11, archived)

So do I.

I adore England. But I hate a lot of what's happening to it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:12, archived)

Pull my trigger finger !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:02, archived)

boys and their toys

i bet thats how it all started!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:02, archived)

HAHAHAHA!

*click!*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:02, archived)

haha

Slight TJ: can anyone recomend a free animation software that is simple to use - got an idea during revision

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:02, archived)

Try googling Swish

and find a cracked version.

Or does GIMP do .gif anims?

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 28 May 2008, 17:10, archived)

I dunno i got gimp

but how would you anims
Just do several layers each with a different frame on it and save as gif?

/is a bit of a tard blog

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:12, archived)

Errrm...

Yeah, something like that I'd say.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 28 May 2008, 17:15, archived)

AFTERNOON.

you alright?

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:17, archived)

aw fuck,

now I've seen you almost naked, everything I say to you sounds like flirting :(

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:17, archived)

hahaha

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:20, archived)

isnt it?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:26, archived)

haha

Revision central :(
Exam fridae need to learn shit - apart from that
all fine and dandy ;)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:21, archived)

What's the exam?

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 28 May 2008, 17:23, archived)

Oil and gas utilisation

And ive also got:
Chemical Reaction engineering
Crystalline science
Microbial growth and structure
Transport Processes
And
Engineering management and economics

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:26, archived)

Awesome. Good luck with 'em.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 28 May 2008, 17:32, archived)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:35, archived)

GIMP does animations

Christ. The formatting died. Have an edit.

OK. Compose your frame in an image. Go to Edit-Copy Visible, Paste as New. In the new picture that pops up go to Layer-New Layer.

Compose next frame, copy visible, then paste into the new picture as a new layer.

Rinse and repeat for all frames, save XCF file. (You can preview the animation with Filter-Animation.)

Then go to Mode-Indexed and set up your colours. If you don't do this yourself GIMP shafts them. Then Filter-Optimise for GIF, then in the new window which pops up go to FilterAnimation to view it. Then save as GIF, make sure to check "Save as animation". You can fiddle with the timings between frames afterwards -- that's in the Dialogs-Layers option. It's a pain to do it that way but I don't know a better way.

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boris the spider, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:18, archived)

Ok - I think i get that

after about four reads
Ill have a go - its probably gonna lack hummus, but anything to avoid looking at oil and gas utilisation as its boring me to hell

Ta

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:25, archived)

Yeah it wasn't very clear, sorry

sorrybut hope it's of some help. I found GIMP took a while to get used to animating with but when you do get used to it it's not too bad.

this isn't the smoothest or best animation i've done but it's not too bad. it does show a few defects because i didn't set up the colours properly or clean up my frames enough though....

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boris the spider, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:28, archived)

I see nothing wrong with that

Everyone loves windmill kitties :)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:34, archived)

I certainly do :)

(but take a look in the sky on the right -- there's the imprint of the blade from the first frame on every subsequent frame.) Also I got lazy and didn't put in enough frames to smooth it out, so he looks like he's belting round. But that's more my fault than the software's.

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boris the spider, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:37, archived)

Bah

All I want to do is a really crap one more with just stills leading up to a terrible punchline - hopefully wont be too hard

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:40, archived)

This was my first attempt

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 28 May 2008, 17:44, archived)

pfffft

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:47, archived)

Meh...learn the skill

Humus comes later.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 28 May 2008, 17:28, archived)

~~humus~~ LIMES!!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:30, archived)

yays!

Bolognaise is simmering away as we speak:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:03, archived)

I'm gonna cook a Bhuna

in T(ea)-minus 5 minutes.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 28 May 2008, 17:04, archived)

It's spelt bun!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:08, archived)

We mad a curry in a science lesson once.

We called it a Bunsen Bhuna.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 28 May 2008, 17:08, archived)

*spangs*

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:09, archived)

Hahaha I really hope that's a true story.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:10, archived)

100%.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 28 May 2008, 17:11, archived)

\o/

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:12, archived)

When you're in charge

you can dick around all you like ;D

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 28 May 2008, 17:14, archived)

Bull shit!

Ther's no such thing as science!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:13, archived)

Ahem...how do you think you get pies?

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:15, archived)

Hmmmm

How many Tesla does that thing produce? I'm finding this hard to accept as anything other than a test model.

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boris the spider, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:20, archived)

Approx 9 Teslas (or 89,000 gauss)

Higher than that & you might find next doors cat stuck to your front door.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:28, archived)

Hmm sounds about right

Certainly for lifting the leg of beef. I'd make it adjustable as well or you'd find the carrots shooting by at half the speed of light.

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boris the spider, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:31, archived)

i'd buy that for a dollar

p.s. needs more garlic

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:21, archived)

It's a fiction..!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:16, archived)

:-O

But...but...

You calling me a peddler of lies, sirrah?

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 28 May 2008, 17:16, archived)

Ha ha

Loving the laid back chilled out Il Duce

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:07, archived)

OVER THE LINE!!!

_{into Poland}

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:19, archived)

Couldn't agree more.

This or a version of Battle Royal.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:20, archived)

(marks it zero)

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:50, archived)