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# see aboves, no bacons until later
:)
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:19, archived)
# *DEMANDS BACON NOW*
NOW BACON PLEASE, BACON OF THE NOW TIME.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:28, archived)
# Bacon may be tasty, but a veggie dino disses,
He be blazin' with the salad and the flavour never misses.
Grab your bacon now, if you want a gangsta treat,
But no way Steg bitin' that shit, ain't no need for god damn meat.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:31, archived)
# I'm sorry, all of our bacon operators are currently unavailable
please hold the line until service is available, in the meantime, YOU WILL LISTEN TO THE MUSIC*clahlachkk*

music: "SCREE SCREEM AAAAEEE Kick reporter, Bjork, (c) 1998"

SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AAAAEAEIEIEIE AIAIE

*silence*

ASCCCCCCCCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEE E E E E E E E EE SKEEK SAAKEDLL F
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:32, archived)
# Bacon operators, christ that game me a fucking horrific mental idea.
In which you would order bacon down the telephone and it would actually come out the speaker, but it would come out as a horrible pink meat mush squeezing through the tiny holes.

*shudders*
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:34, archived)
# it's like something terry gilliam would do
I think :)
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:35, archived)
# I was actually thinking of the weird icecream food in Brazil after I said that.
But then I realised it was squeezing and disgustingly melting out the holes, more like the coffin full of entrails near the end.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:36, archived)
# 2 girls 1...
Ice cream oozing out of holes?
Well... looked like ice cream
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 2:40, archived)