i was a fat monkey already
so the jinx bounces off my tough scaly skin like golfballs off a windscreen
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spacefish bong!,
Wed 8 May 2002, 22:42,
archived)
or
a pint of uri.
I have seen someone actually go to the bar and order a "wifebeater top".
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Pooch,
Wed 8 May 2002, 22:50,
archived)