rubbing chili all over the condom because 'you can't find any pleasure gel'will do that. I did say at the time but noooooooo, Captain knows SHIT ALL about penetrative activities.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:40,
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it was that or waste ghee.and i can't be wasting ghee.
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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate,
Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:42,
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But I thought you were going to inject that into certain membersof the British Olympic team? 'To see what would happen' you said.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:45,
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change of plani'm juicing them up with doc leaf extract
( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate,
Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:47,
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Wow, imminuty to nettles!Awesome rural England superpower. See also: power of Bull Controlling, power of Stopping that Fucking Sheep Staring at Me and of course, the ultimate one:
Get awf moi lahnd yerbastard, oi've gaht a shahtgun.
(Get awf moi lahnd yerbastard, oi've gaht a shahtgun.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:51,
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