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# Farmer?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:24, archived)
# hahaha
is that cock next in line to be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:27, archived)
# This is a happy image.
It makes me pleased. More urban farms please.

Also: AYLESBURY DUCKS. Best of all the ducks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:27, archived)
# This!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:28, archived)
# Where's you from?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:29, archived)
# Herts
i remember.

GO TEAM SHIRES!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:31, archived)
# :D hobbits are GO
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:34, archived)
# *dons giant feet and cape*
:OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:37, archived)
# Technically I int frum round these parts *rural bucks accent*
but I've lived here for 17 years so fuck it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:39, archived)
# well yeah,
I'm a Cockney apparently. But only lived in the laaahndons for 2 years.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:41, archived)
# The wife's from Ammersmif.
But he lived in Winslow for so long he's a Bucks lad too.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Originally from 'arrow
but escaped to the Shires of Watford just before Harrow went tits up.

*smug mode*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:58, archived)
# Hah, I love it when Watford's comparitively better.
My mate hates Aylesbury, but I remind her that she came from Luton so she should be pleased.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:01, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:29, archived)
# yay
i want a small holding please.

When i win the lotto tonight this is what i will do.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:30, archived)
# in your case mate its always going to be
a small holding

rofllolmao111
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:35, archived)
# you still cried when i put it in
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:38, archived)
# rubbing chili all over the condom because 'you can't find any pleasure gel'
will do that. I did say at the time but noooooooo, Captain knows SHIT ALL about penetrative activities.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:40, archived)
# it was that or waste ghee.
and i can't be wasting ghee.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:42, archived)
# But I thought you were going to inject that into certain members
of the British Olympic team? 'To see what would happen' you said.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:45, archived)
# change of plan
i'm juicing them up with doc leaf extract
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Wow, imminuty to nettles!
Awesome rural England superpower. See also: power of Bull Controlling, power of Stopping that Fucking Sheep Staring at Me and of course, the ultimate one:

Get awf moi lahnd yerbastard, oi've gaht a shahtgun.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Lovely idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:35, archived)
# WRONG!
Indian Running Ducks FTW!

(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:32, archived)
# freaky ducks
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:35, archived)
# NO.
Peking duck FTW.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:35, archived)
# you make a valid argument...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:37, archived)
# Peking Duck For The Eating
please pass the pancakes, spring onion and cucumber.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:38, archived)
# You forget..
The Hoi Sin...

(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:04, archived)
# NOMNOMNOM
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:39, archived)
# But not Bombay Duck!
That duck look a little bit like Australia!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:40, archived)
# BOLLOCKS
Aylesbury Ducks. YAAAAAY Aylesbury Ducks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:35, archived)
# No! Deadeye Duck!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:50, archived)
# *glees*
BUCKY! Captain Bucky O'Hare!
Mutants and aliens and toads beware!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:59, archived)
# I've no idea
but it made me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:27, archived)
# I don't know why
but this is genius.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:28, archived)
# hahahaha
that is great
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:31, archived)
# hehehehe!
'morning mr mole
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:35, archived)
# Hallo g! You big hunk of love.
How the Dickens are you today?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:39, archived)
# dandy
has your sing lofty shirt boosted your sex appeal as yet.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Hell yeah!
I seem to be thinking about myself, when I masturbate, more than ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:46, archived)
# The only farming here is the FARMING OF DECEIT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:37, archived)
# I find this image strangely compelling
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:43, archived)
# i don't know why.. really
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:57, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:58, archived)