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# I look at them with three eyes.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 16:48, archived)
# i chase them waving a one-eyed snake
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Having pulled out the snake's other eye with a coathanger?
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 16:51, archived)
# for use as a fly button
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 16:54, archived)
# is the third one sexy?
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Of course.
I never know which to do first - eat, fluff or sex them.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 16:51, archived)
# def eat last
But the other two is tougher

do you give it cuddly wuddlies before hand knowing that you are about to give it one, or give it a post-pig-rape snuggle whilst it's all scared and feeling dirty?
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 16:53, archived)