I look at piglets with two eyes, one is hungry, the other fluffeh
(lordsaccharineb3taing is well retro mate,
Wed 11 Jun 2008, 16:43,
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I look at them with three eyes.
(Je suis un vagabondis an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 11 Jun 2008, 16:48,
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i chase them waving a one-eyed snake
(grey kidis breakdancing to save a community centre,
Wed 11 Jun 2008, 16:50,
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Having pulled out the snake's other eye with a coathanger?
(Je suis un vagabondis an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 11 Jun 2008, 16:51,
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for use as a fly button
(grey kidis breakdancing to save a community centre,
Wed 11 Jun 2008, 16:54,
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is the third one sexy?
(lordsaccharineb3taing is well retro mate,
Wed 11 Jun 2008, 16:50,
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Of course.
I never know which to do first - eat, fluff or sex them.
(Je suis un vagabondis an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 11 Jun 2008, 16:51,
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def eat last
But the other two is tougher
do you give it cuddly wuddlies before hand knowing that you are about to give it one, or give it a post-pig-rape snuggle whilst it's all scared and feeling dirty?
(lordsaccharineb3taing is well retro mate,
Wed 11 Jun 2008, 16:53,
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Pygmy Piggies are all of the win!
The on ein the middle is the moodiest little pork package I have ever seen!