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[challenge entry] This dinner. . .


. . .was a bit premature.


/relurks in teh shadowz

From the Cooking with B3ta challenge. See all 198 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 2:55, archived)
# This is what this challenge is all about.
Playing with your foods.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 2:58, archived)
# This food
liked it lots. Wants to play again, in a few hours, after a smoke and a pint or sommat.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 2:59, archived)
# A few hours?
This food is too old to play.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:01, archived)
# I know. I'mma
chuck it out later, get something newer and better!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:02, archived)
# \o/
BEGONE RUBBISH SAUSAGE, THOU ART BANISHED.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:02, archived)
# Excellent mayo splat
I have to say
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:00, archived)
# The finest you've ever seen?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:01, archived)
# Normally they somewhat hinder my vision
OH NO SHE DIDN'T!


*isn't actually a slut, just wanted to comment*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:10, archived)
# Vision?
You've been doing it wrong. Now open wide!
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:11, archived)
# *pulls open mousetrap*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:13, archived)
# D:
Vicious.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:15, archived)
# That's the most unerotic euphemism ever.
No wonder no-one has had sex with you.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:15, archived)
# Oh BURN
*shrugs*


You wouldn't say no.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:18, archived)
# Hot XXX virgin on virgin action.
I suspect we could create a new niche porn.

And by new niche porn I mean old quite mainstream porn which has been around for years.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:24, archived)
# Its always about the niche porn with you.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:25, archived)
# Hey, I need the money.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:30, archived)
# I put on my wizards hat and robe.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:20, archived)
# TY
It's actually ranch salad dressing in the squirty bottle.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:03, archived)
# Ahhh
that would explain the shape of the blobs!
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:09, archived)
# UGH. I laughed. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:11, archived)
# hmm, hotdogs
I have two hotdogs left, but no appropriate fingerbuns

I'll have to make a ghetto fingerbun out of a folded slice of bread

ahhh yeah :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:17, archived)
# That's what I've been doing
since I can't afford proper buns.

har!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:26, archived)
# I had luxury sainsburys buns this week, but no more :(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:41, archived)
# *smirks*
That's a bit rude!

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 4:03, archived)