Well that's because JK Rowling is a silly bint.
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ClanSoul,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:40,
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Not to mention the books are fucking awful.
It's like reading a proper novel through greaseproof paper buried under sixteen feet of human faeces.
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Jeru War and Piss,
Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:00,
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