'baldrick your brain is like that of newt, shrunken to one eighth of its original size by a revolutionary new shrinking process.
then cut in half'
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:12,
archived)
"This drive allowed ships to grow to the size of planets
and galaxies to shrink down to the size of peas which were shrunk down to the size of ants."
I was quite pleased by the pointlessness of the peas shrunk to the size of ants part.
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Jeru War and Piss,
Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:16,
archived)