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# no, silly!
i'm really going to hull!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:32, archived)
# How is that good news?
O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:35, archived)
# i'm going to hospital there
i shall be operated upon n a nice private hospital.
and next year, i shall be thin!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Ooooooh
quite the snazz, I must say.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:41, archived)
# i know
and ll because liverpool nhs said they didn't have funding! now, i get to go to a private hospital and the nhs STILL have to foot the bill!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:43, archived)
# Haha
*kicks NHS in the teeth*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:45, archived)
# private hospitals are great
they hook you up to a morphine button! if you're in pain, click the button. presto! more morphine!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:48, archived)
# Haha! That not incredibly dangerous?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:50, archived)
# not really
if you're a bit button-happy with it, they take it away.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Like Chuck Norris coming to town;
just a hell of a lot suckier
(Treadfeather, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:35, archived)
# not to me it's not
unless chuck norris can perform complex surgery in my own home.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:46, archived)
# I reckon there is probably some force behind his roundhouse kicks
which might just do the job.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:49, archived)
# if i wanted my head amputating, then yes, he would be perfect for the job.
but as i'm having a gastric bypass, i doubt it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:51, archived)