*rubs thigh furiously*
DAMN YOU FRY. Stop being so gay.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:34,
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he is very sexy
he could be dirty in such an etonian way
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:35,
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*nods emphatically*
Between us I reckon we could turn him. He's been straight before, he can do it again.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:38,
archived)
absinthe with a viagra chaser?
always does the job!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:40,
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I want to go to more of your parties.
They sound like lots of fun.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:42,
archived)
they are
especially when my family don't show up
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:44,
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Family at parties should be illegal.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:50,
archived)
Fuck 'em, Cook 'em and Eton?
Which he didn't go to anyway.
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Jeru War and Piss,
Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:38,
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so?
he is highly edumacated and severely fuckable.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:42,
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