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# CavalierRhysJones...

...especially for Wasp Box...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Sir,
these are full of excellence!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Aw shucks...
...thanks again Sirrah :-) *blushes*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:29, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha!
i thought it was rolf harris for a minute!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:29, archived)
# rofl
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:30, archived)
# rofl harris?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:32, archived)
# *finds didge and peice of stiff canvas*
*sings*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:33, archived)
# rolfcat?
or roflcat?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Either
it swings both ways.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:35, archived)
# there's no such thing as bisexual, it's just greed.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Or desparation
hoping someone, of any sex, will do it with you.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:37, archived)
# ah, desperation, i know it all too well
*runs off for more batteries*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Nah, you never need to be desperate when there's women about.
They're much easier to get into bed than blokes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:41, archived)
# i'm going to dispute this
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:43, archived)
# I think I've got the curiosity thing working for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:44, archived)
# "How can can that thing possibly support itself?
Johnson we must start an expeditionary party immediately!"
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:46, archived)
# I support myself in two ways: legs and salary.
Ner.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Legs?
So I should think you've got about eight of them per your mass.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:55, archived)
# being a bit poisonous today aren't we?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:58, archived)
# ....have we not met or something?
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:59, archived)
# ah see i tend to suffer from speculation
"do you think it would be like a hail of birdshit drenching your womb as he coughs lumps of tar over your breasts?"

at least, this is how i image women discussing me
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:47, archived)
# You're so down on yourself.
Especially for such an attractive lad.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Heh, down on yourself.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:50, archived)
# tried that
nearly broke my back
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:59, archived)
# meh i just bounce between self-love and loathing with no middle gears
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:51, archived)
# I usually loathe after self-love....
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:52, archived)
# And I shall second this motion!
Motion carried!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:47, archived)
# I would like to borrow your instruction pamphlet on this, please.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:46, archived)
# 1. Become a woman.
2. Suggest to any female you like the look of that if they haven't slept with a woman they really should at least once in their life.
3. Wake up smelling of someone else's perfume.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Right.
I'm seeing an inherent problem with this plan.

I like the idea of number 3. though. Verrrrry sexie.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:50, archived)
# *rubs wrist on JPG* there you go, poppet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:51, archived)
# *swoons with Scent of 'Eau de Wow'*
You're lovely, you are.

*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:54, archived)
# You now smell of the humourously named 'American Cream'
which is a solid perfume from Lush. It's lovely. *hug*

Ciggy time again!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:55, archived)
# *vows never to wash Wow-scented area again*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:56, archived)
# You now smell of the humourously named 'American Cream' AND fagsmoke!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:03, archived)
# I can help, I have a meat cleaver
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Well, that's no bloody good, is it?
You want one made of sharp things - steel, and the like.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:53, archived)
# yes.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:43, archived)
# roflmiao
i think you'll find
(I helped save b3ta! St3cks, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:36, archived)
# hahaha super!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:30, archived)
# The Lying Cavalier?
EDIT: The Laughing Warmonger?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Goodness!
Laurie! Please do Laurie!

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:31, archived)
# fry and laurie
as teh quo
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:32, archived)
# *rubs thigh furiously*
DAMN YOU FRY. Stop being so gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:34, archived)
# he is very sexy
he could be dirty in such an etonian way
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:35, archived)
# *nods emphatically*
Between us I reckon we could turn him. He's been straight before, he can do it again.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:38, archived)
# absinthe with a viagra chaser?
always does the job!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:40, archived)
# I want to go to more of your parties.
They sound like lots of fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:42, archived)
# they are
especially when my family don't show up
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Family at parties should be illegal.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Fuck 'em, Cook 'em and Eton?
Which he didn't go to anyway.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:38, archived)
# so?
he is highly edumacated and severely fuckable.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:42, archived)
# I have Gilbert and Sullivan as The Quo, if that's any good?
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:34, archived)
# no
they look like monkeys.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:36, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooo
All I need is Lenny Henry now..
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:33, archived)
# You've got your sense of humour on backwards, I've decided.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:34, archived)
# You love it, you do...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:34, archived)
# I'm pretty sure I saw Stephen Fry walking through Soho this morning
I almost peed my pantaloons
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:38, archived)
# hoorah!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 13:15, archived)