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# Does rugby count?
I've not got myself caught in anything...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:32, archived)
# well then, you fail I'm afraid
to increase in manliness i can recommend a good Briar and moustache growing
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:34, archived)
# Briar?
The bush or the Richard?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:34, archived)
# you see, that's why you can't be a man
I was using it as a metonym for a pipe.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:37, archived)
# I can't be you or When you mean
but I don't want to be, because then I couldn't talk to either of you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:38, archived)
# touché
You could be the bloke in the pipe shop, he also smokes a pipe.

Oh boy, there's this brightly tattooed dutch chick who works weekends in the pipe shop in oxford, smoking slim cigars, smoking hot. You'd want a piece no doubt.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:41, archived)
# Hmmmm, possibly.
What's her stats like?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:42, archived)
# tall, slim but nicely curved, bright red hair
slightly aloof. But always sorts me the tastiest snuffs.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:45, archived)
# Hmmm, alright, I'm game.
Right, I'm getting coffee before I fall asleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:47, archived)