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[challenge entry] Buggering shite.

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(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:12, archived)
# Hah, it suits him.
Good morning Doctor, would you like to see the corset I have reserved for payday?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:15, archived)
# on, off or both?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:16, archived)
# *All three
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:18, archived)
# Give me a chance!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:18, archived)
# What's Sue Perkins done to attract your lust?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:21, archived)
# Being herself, mainly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:22, archived)
# I shall have to try being herself
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:24, archived)
# Herself is pretty gorgeous.
Ningles chap!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:24, archived)
# hullo Capn'
good ning to you also!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:27, archived)
# I am in agreement on this...
I know I am somewhat lacking in vagina to attract Superkings, as I call her, but even so...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:27, archived)
# *has vagina*
*is very pleased*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:29, archived)
# who is sue perkins?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:32, archived)
# Mr Google can help you, my son.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:33, archived)
# I know, I thought I would attempt to annoy people by being ignorant and disinterested
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:37, archived)
# Well behave your silly self.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:38, archived)
# hey, I've gotta keep up my nation's reputation
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:38, archived)
# Then go and frown at some gay people.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:39, archived)
# nah too much hassle
besides, the way things are look for me at the moment, the only way I'm gunna get laid is to walk down Oxford Street with no pants on.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:42, archived)
# *is very pleased for you*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:32, archived)
# Yes, please!
*polishes monocle*
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:16, archived)
# Tadaaaa
www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=12684509

Not bought it yet, no money till the 25th. Check those prices though! Handmade, steel boned...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:18, archived)
# Confused?
"THIS WILL FIT A BUST MEASUREMENT OF 39 to 42 AND A WAIST MEASUREMENT OF 30 to 32" NICE
THIS IS FOR FAYE! WHO?
SHE'S LIVING ON TOAST ???
SO SHE CAN GET THE MONEY TO BUY IT. IF YOU ARE NOT SHE, DON'T GET IT! ???

???
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:19, archived)
# Again, you've lost me.
Edit: OH I see. That's me! I've reserved it from her.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:19, archived)
# *and your living on Toats?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:21, archived)
# I am at the moment.
It's been an expensive month. I blame London.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:22, archived)
# yeah - soaking up all of our national wealth
bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:24, archived)
# Word of warning...
Don't tighten those laces too much - constriction can be a killer.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:27, archived)
# Ah, I've been wearing them on and off for years
I can lace myself pretty snuggly and be alright.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:28, archived)
# ppfftt
on and off

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:29, archived)
# I is in your Internet - Watching you sleep....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:37, archived)
# Mmmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:38, archived)
# Ohhh spoooky
I was looking at the photo yesterday while hunting down stuff on bat taxonomy - creepy. Could there be two less likely reasons for that to happen?
(Bob the Scutter, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:48, archived)
# 60 dorrar plus P&P
shirley that's the bargin of the centruy?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:22, archived)
# Oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:23, archived)
# Haha personalized internets
whatever next
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:27, archived)
# All the base I want
belong to me for now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:29, archived)
# Careful
ardours may be aroused.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:19, archived)
# Oh come on, it's ME, not a proper girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:20, archived)
# yeah - because to everyone around here
you're a sexless lump
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:23, archived)
# Lop off my tits, pack my pants and I'm essentially a bloke.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:24, archived)
# We only makes it LOOK easy
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:24, archived)
# What's the hardest part?
Quiet at the back. You know what I meant.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:25, archived)
# mental toughness
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:27, archived)
# I'm tough AND mental.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:28, archived)
# wacca wacca
the hardest bits are probably, feining interest in sports and getting your bits caught in things
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:28, archived)
# Does rugby count?
I've not got myself caught in anything...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:32, archived)
# well then, you fail I'm afraid
to increase in manliness i can recommend a good Briar and moustache growing
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:34, archived)
# Briar?
The bush or the Richard?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:34, archived)
# you see, that's why you can't be a man
I was using it as a metonym for a pipe.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:37, archived)
# I can't be you or When you mean
but I don't want to be, because then I couldn't talk to either of you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:38, archived)
# touché
You could be the bloke in the pipe shop, he also smokes a pipe.

Oh boy, there's this brightly tattooed dutch chick who works weekends in the pipe shop in oxford, smoking slim cigars, smoking hot. You'd want a piece no doubt.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:41, archived)
# Hmmmm, possibly.
What's her stats like?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:42, archived)
# tall, slim but nicely curved, bright red hair
slightly aloof. But always sorts me the tastiest snuffs.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:45, archived)
# Hmmm, alright, I'm game.
Right, I'm getting coffee before I fall asleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:47, archived)
# you big gay
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:24, archived)
# *Shudders

You mean you are really Terry Wogan?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:28, archived)
# Or possibly this ¬
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:45, archived)
# I fancy her.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:58, archived)
# pffffft
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:24, archived)
# WE ARE UNRAVELING OUR NAVELS SO THAT WE MIGHT DIGEST THE SUN
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:21, archived)
# THE DESERT IS A REMORSELESS SEA GONE WRONG
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:23, archived)
# IF YOU TURN THE BUCKET UPSIDE DOWN THE WATER FAILS TO FALL OUT
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:26, archived)
# AN UPSIDE DOWN BUCKET MAKES AN IDEAL DRUM, LAY A BEAT AND LET US ROAM
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:29, archived)
# THE PERCURSIVE ELEMENT TO THE FUTURE RECONNECTING US TO OUR DRUM TOATING PAST
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:31, archived)
# WILL SPIN THE WHEEL OF SAMSARA EVER FASTER, FRIEND OF DEATH
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:32, archived)
# steel boned......*sniggers*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:20, archived)
# sracist...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:22, archived)
# Snot...
all those corsets look the same to me, coming over here, taking our waistlines!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:28, archived)
# Oooooooooo
'ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:20, archived)
# Ningles SJD, how goes it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:23, archived)
# Going to see My Bloody Valentine tonight...
not Bullet For My Valentine...

I need to find earplugs and quickly!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:26, archived)
# Earplugs?
Is there a hardware shop near you? You know, tools and sanding paper etc?

B&Q or summat, they'll have them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:27, archived)
# Possibly Maplin... I'm in central London so it's a bit of a problem...
Back in the day they used to be so loud people were staggering around unable to stand properly from sheer force of sound...

I'm SO excited :D
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:31, archived)
# You lucky bugger.
We are currently the loudest band in our area, which is nice. Occasionally, if I want to be louder than necessary at practice, I'll turn myself up to 4.

Out of 10.

LOVE my amp.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:33, archived)
# I was in the loudest band in London....
now I'm by far and away the loudest solo artist in London... Mainly because they're all singer songwriter types except me with my MASSIVE bass amp.

Good amps bring me more joy than my wife - is that wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:35, archived)
# Not in the slightest.
This is my baby. He's lovely. His name is Ron.

www.e-av.co.uk/products/BACBASHARVX3500.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:37, archived)
# Mine doesn't have a name...
But he's got my band's initials on him, and yes, he's a bass amp despite me playing guitar...

Time. Space. Repeat. amp and guitar

EDIT: working link now..
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Link no worky!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Does now...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:52, archived)
# Looooovely stuff!
Tell me I don't need to buy this:

www.thomann.de/gb/music_man_sting_ray5_limited_edition2007.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:56, archived)
# A regular Stingray detuned by a few steps should do the job just fine...
you might want a Big Muff though, for added fuzzy goodness.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:59, archived)
# I thought you were into riks?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:04, archived)
# And other things.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Kyuss style?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:48, archived)
# Well... they were an influence in getting a bass amp for the guitar... but...
check linky in profile for space-rock through a bass amp...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:54, archived)
# I'll have a listen
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:55, archived)
# Woohoo!
I'm going to put some Kyuss on now...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:56, archived)
# by the way
Your stuff is really really good.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:04, archived)
# *loves*
I'm going to go and stalk find your band now... :)

EDIT: Now I remember! You're LOUD. This is good.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:14, archived)
# I'm enjoying it too.
You'll have to let me know if you stray up towards Yorkshire.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:18, archived)
# *also loves*
Yorkshire seems unlikely though... I rarely play, let alone outside London... :(
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:26, archived)
# Yeah, that's fair enough.
Just a thought.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:28, archived)
# One day.... one day...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:51, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:18, archived)
# madam you're enflaming my ardour!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:20, archived)
# *prescribes ibuprofen*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:24, archived)
# I didn't say I didn't want it enflamed
I was lettin gyou know so you could do it more...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:25, archived)
# *pokes with a stick*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:26, archived)
# What the shuddering fuck?
is that a tourture device or something?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:22, archived)
# Depends on how fat you are when you put it on, I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:26, archived)
# it looks seriously uncomfortable
but interestingly sexy at the same time
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:28, archived)
# Depends, restriction can be lovely and comfy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:34, archived)
# GOOD LORD!

*buckles swashes*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:38, archived)
# Hello, my lovely son of Jörd
How goes it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:41, archived)
# Very nice indeed.
That merits at least Eleventy on the When Scale of Corset Approvel.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:21, archived)
# It shall be at some point accompanied by a top hat fascinator,
some granny boots and some stripy stockings.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:22, archived)
# Oh my! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:33, archived)
# NEIL DIAMOND!?
Wowowowowow I want to be you tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:35, archived)
# Yes, my 30th birthday pressie from my lovely hubby :)
I want your corset though so we're even. :) I'll be getting a new on in the autumn though, I'm going to sing-along-a-Rocky-Horror :)
(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:37, archived)
# Nicely done!
You go to the best parties.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:40, archived)
# I'm not in your ship of fools though
(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:45, archived)
# You can be.
What do you want to be?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:45, archived)
# aww, thank you. Got room for a nurse?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:49, archived)
# Yup! Probably.
I'll add you once I've made coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Thank you :)
*dashes away for my daughter's end of year assembly*
(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:51, archived)
# *sigh*
Stop that now...
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:34, archived)
# If it helps, I'm clad entirely in Primark today.
Like the cheap floozy that I am. Is that any better, love?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:36, archived)
# Nope...
Still works for me, you CHEAP SLATTERN!

Here's a shiny shilling, and I'll see you in my coal-shed in ten minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:59, archived)
# RaTHER
*scrambles off shedwards*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Slattern is a SUPERB word
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:10, archived)
# hahahhaha!
the bag makes it :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:23, archived)
# Fat lazy get!
Ning Doc!

Ning All!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:23, archived)
[challenge entry] I may aswell stick this in


@:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:50, archived)