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# Oooooh like what?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:51, archived)
# well for a start I can piss standing up
and I'm sure you can too, but my legs don't get wet when I do it.
And I know this trick where I **** my ****** right up your ****
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:53, archived)
# I can do that
I just **** this **** to this harness on the front of my ******.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:00, archived)
# *greases and assumes the position*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Are we going to have a cock war?
Because I've got no nerves in mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:03, archived)
# so where's the fun it that?
a lick of luminous paint and we can play Darth & Obi Wan with the lights off
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:05, archived)
# that's nothing
I can *** a whole ***** of ******** up you **** without even trying. Follow that up with a round of ****** ******* whilst ******* your ******* with a set of ******. And ********** your ***** with a mighty pair of weights.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:06, archived)
# *crosses legs and looks embarrassed*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:07, archived)