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# Before you ask, yes, I AM proud of myself :D
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:32, archived)
# LEAVE HIM ALONE
D:
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:32, archived)
# BUT I LOVE HIM :(
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:34, archived)
# I BET I LOVE HIM MORE
*fights*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:38, archived)
# The board's awfully violent today.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:43, archived)
# *kick*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Owee.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:45, archived)
# I LOVE YOU MORE
D:
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:45, archived)
# NO WAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:47, archived)
# WHAT?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:47, archived)
# butt out, ttssattsr.
She's MINE NOW
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:48, archived)
# I h8 u
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:49, archived)
# WHAT IS THE DEAL TODAY?
:O
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:50, archived)
# People are trying to steal you. I SHALL NOT HAVE IT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:51, archived)
# You should uhh
rip them new ones...

*tries to sound supermegawickedcool*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:53, archived)
# I'LL JUST RIP THEIR OLD ONES.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:55, archived)
# BUT THAT'S WHAT HEX WANTS YOU TO DO!
D:
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:57, archived)
# HAHAHAHA.
THEN I'LL TOTALLY BE ALL LIKE GRRR AND SCARY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:59, archived)
# but thats what hex wants you to do!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Perhaps he can't win.
Argh.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:06, archived)
# WHAT'S ALL THIS SHOUTING, WE'LL HAVE NO TROUBLE HERE
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:54, archived)
# WE WILL.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:56, archived)
# 0_o
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:03, archived)
# *troubles*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:05, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:32, archived)
# WAT
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:33, archived)
# GODDAMN TOM MY BOOBS ARE BIGGER THAN THAT
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:33, archived)
# I AM NOT A PONY
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:33, archived)
# YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Haha I hope this is your random quote
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:35, archived)
# No riding Sam?
Shame.

Girls, apparently he's not for riding. Back on the coach.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Well that's just rubbish.
*crosses arms*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:39, archived)
# YOU said it. Not me.
Now I've got to take 30 crying girls back to their parents unsullied.

I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:40, archived)
# I AM NOT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Neither are they.
They were so excited.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:42, archived)
# can you take them back via my house?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:43, archived)
# I am not putting unsullied girls in any room with you.
That's not fair on the poor things.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:44, archived)
# unsullied girls by their very nature
are there to be sullied.
And I have a Phd in sullying
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Yes, but you're also too much for them to handle.
Now see me, I've got a whip and a blowtorch. I can handle you FINE. They've got nothing except vague ideas of romance, candlelight and lovemaking.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:47, archived)
# then it is my duty to show them what the world is REALLY like
before they fall in with bad company and are led astray

blowtorch?
That really wont be neccesary. The whip is fine.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:48, archived)
# *smiles sweetly*
There's a reason it's ME that's squiring them about, sunshine.

The blowtorch isn't for you, it's for the inevitable lost keys.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:49, archived)
# ah yes, but like it or not, there are things that I can do that you can only read about
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Oooooh like what?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:51, archived)
# well for a start I can piss standing up
and I'm sure you can too, but my legs don't get wet when I do it.
And I know this trick where I **** my ****** right up your ****
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:53, archived)
# I can do that
I just **** this **** to this harness on the front of my ******.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:00, archived)
# *greases and assumes the position*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Are we going to have a cock war?
Because I've got no nerves in mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:03, archived)
# so where's the fun it that?
a lick of luminous paint and we can play Darth & Obi Wan with the lights off
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:05, archived)
# that's nothing
I can *** a whole ***** of ******** up you **** without even trying. Follow that up with a round of ****** ******* whilst ******* your ******* with a set of ******. And ********** your ***** with a mighty pair of weights.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:06, archived)
# *crosses legs and looks embarrassed*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:07, archived)
# I have a studded leather lead and collar...
I reckon I could have a go.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:48, archived)
# I'll be right over
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:50, archived)
# oh for fucks sake you're bringing someone else into the fight?
fine
*saddles up Doom Horse the Night Mare*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:59, archived)
# DOOM HORSE?
a horse bit me once.

This makes me scared.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:08, archived)
# i'm terrified of them but when it comes to fighting for my sub i'll brave it
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:12, archived)
# *purrs*
Today is being fun for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:16, archived)
# I like Ttssattsr
Best of all the b3tanimals!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:39, archived)
# B3tanimals. I like that. That's got smarts.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:40, archived)
# He also has girly hand writing.
skitched-20080515-203239.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:33, archived)
# :D:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:34, archived)
# I got told I had masculine handwriting the other day.
But usually people just call it feminine. People are strange.

When you're a stranger *shoots self*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:35, archived)
# I have massive hand writing.
It's a curse.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Mine's not massive, just a vaguelly copperplate scrawl.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:37, archived)
# I think I already said I like your handwriting.
It's nice.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Nah, it's too scrawly.
It's just strange what people consider to be masculine/feminine when it comes to things like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:39, archived)
# all French people have the same writing
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:40, archived)
# All graphic designers that I've ever met have really awful handwriting.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:41, archived)
# My dad is one
and this DEFINITELY applies.

I will have to ask graphic designers for samples...hmm
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:42, archived)
# I'm marrying one
he can draw, he can paint, he can do anything artistic. He writes like a seven year old penguin boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:44, archived)
# ha
you've met me and my writing's lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Exception to prove the rule, m'dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:00, archived)
#
writing nationality
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:41, archived)
# YEAH
and it's really pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:47, archived)
# YOU'RE A SHIT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:35, archived)
# It's amazing how many oppertunities I've had to repost this.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:36, archived)
# I know, right!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Totally.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:38, archived)
# 2?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Yes.
AMAZING!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Marjory, the fucking kids are fighting again!
Can't we send them to your mother's for the weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:35, archived)
# BUT I AM FUNNY! :D
I love him.

HE IS TOTALLY COMING TO MY HOUSE TOMORROW YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:35, archived)
# oooh people are in surrey!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Fuck Surrey.
Come to Buckinghamshire.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Hertforshire's where it's at.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Oxon ftw
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:41, archived)
# It's good
but Oxford is full of people from Oxford, and they're mainly knobs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:43, archived)
# : ...... -(
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:43, archived)
# MAINLY.
Come on Sachs Fifth Avenue, you know I think you're a dude of magnificent proportions.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:45, archived)
# :D
hehe

It's true tho, oxford is full of pillocks.

Tarquin and Cecilia blowing mummy and daddy's money on schnort and cocktails.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:48, archived)
# You see, you know exactly what I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:50, archived)
# i went to school with most of them :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:53, archived)
# it's ok,
i wee on the cisterns in the cocktail bars, so when they hoof blow, they get my wee in their face.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:55, archived)
# nice. everyone knows you just key it anyway.
lines are for tossers.

in the spoons in sheffield they've started covering cisterns in wd40 so any drug put on it gets absorbed :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Olive oil is the trick of the trade, or vaseline.
There goes your expensive cocaine.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Jersey, CI
Sandy beaches, lovely weather, and loads of office types going past the window on their way to the beach for lunch...Woohoo!
(I helped save b3ta! loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:46, archived)
# And the FRENCH.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:47, archived)
# On the plus side,
they only tend to come over for day trips, and the ferry's a tad unreliable!
(I helped save b3ta! loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Hertfordshire has a few nice bits
but most of it is fucking awful. Hemel, Watford, bloody hell, bleurgh.

Tring's alright, but still.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Bishop's Stortford it full of internet hunks.
Totally.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:43, archived)
# now? but i can't find my shoes :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:40, archived)
# You can borrow some of mine when you get here.
You need to either be a size 5-6 or a size 12.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:42, archived)
# size 12? wtf?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Not mine, the wife's.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:47, archived)
# ah i see. that makes sense.
christ i can see 8 pairs of shoes from where i'm sitting. how the fuck am i male?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:51, archived)
# There's nothing wrong with that.
Don't start getting all overly macho now, or at least, not before I've seen you in proper fop makeup and a beauty spot.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:53, archived)
# i'm not macho. christ no. have you felt how soft my hands are?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Funnily enough, no.
I've never felt your hands, yet you've bought me coffee. This is backwardsland.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:01, archived)
# This was taken in Buckinghamshire.
www.b3ta.com/board/8490197
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:43, archived)
# OMG I totally know that tree.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:45, archived)
# ?
It was in quite a Common Wood
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:47, archived)
# WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME TOO?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:39, archived)
# maybe ashally. i have nothing planned tomorrow...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:40, archived)
# GAZ MEEEE
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:49, archived)
# *prepares a Fritzl-style dungeon*

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:39, archived)
# I like this and I want to subscribe to your magazine
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:36, archived)
# hot.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:37, archived)
# JESUS DID ALL THESE THINGS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:40, archived)
# hahaha, i love the handwriting :D
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:57, archived)