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# *clenches like his last fiver in the whole world is up there*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:40, archived)
# This isn't fair, you know.
Why do I always have to be the fuckee?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Because you walk around brandishing that humungous weapon
You'll need to break me in slowly with a bic biro
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:43, archived)
# I've got a secret
I'm really a GIRL. Look, this comes right off *popping sound*

HEY, don't run away!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:44, archived)
# *brandishes whittling knife and gets to work*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:46, archived)
# *clutches breasts protectively*
but I don't want to be a boy.


Well, not all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:47, archived)
# I like boobs, they're fun
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:48, archived)
# *hug*
damn straight
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:50, archived)