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# OMG MEGA SUN LOLLY


Completely accidental but totally welcomed.
(I helped save b3ta! thyrf as in turf, but not, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Brain Freeze
(waxdart hello., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Een dees ooneevurs dar is wan absoloot
AVRYTIN FRIZIS
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:30, archived)
# ^ maybe this
(waxdart hello., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Jawohl meine Oberleutnantführerin
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:36, archived)
# I think I vaguelly know what you said
whatever, it made my willy all hard. Come to Butthead.


*hug* lo darlin'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:37, archived)
# BUTTSECKS
'lo! after a hard day's grafting, I came over to b3ta for some b3ta lovin'

phwoor :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:38, archived)
# You know we're good for it, lovely bear.
*brandishes large and powerful penis*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:39, archived)
# *clenches like his last fiver in the whole world is up there*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:40, archived)
# This isn't fair, you know.
Why do I always have to be the fuckee?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Because you walk around brandishing that humungous weapon
You'll need to break me in slowly with a bic biro
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:43, archived)
# I've got a secret
I'm really a GIRL. Look, this comes right off *popping sound*

HEY, don't run away!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:44, archived)
# *brandishes whittling knife and gets to work*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:46, archived)
# *clutches breasts protectively*
but I don't want to be a boy.


Well, not all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:47, archived)
# I like boobs, they're fun
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:48, archived)
# *hug*
damn straight
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Yum!
It needs a great big stick though.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:28, archived)
# perv!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:29, archived)
# *gives riverghost a special great big stick*
Or you could take the carton back to the shop and say "This juice won't pour, there might be something wrong with it".
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:30, archived)
# I already have my own:p
It makes up for the tiny cock.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:31, archived)
#

cock
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:32, archived)
#
adoodledo (where are you)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:32, archived)
# But then
it wouldn't be a sun lolly rip-off with a stick :)
(I helped save b3ta! thyrf as in turf, but not, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:29, archived)
# ZOMG!
You have a microwave.

PEA ROAST THREAD!!!

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:29, archived)
# watchyotalkinboutlewis
(waxdart hello., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:30, archived)
# moider!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:30, archived)
# I'm what willis was talking about
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:31, archived)
# when I say it fast -= and type it all together
willis always sounds better as lewis.
(waxdart hello., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:36, archived)
# and you did this with a microwave how?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Simple
1) Put juice carton in microwave.
2) Put microwave in the freezer/ Magnetic North Pole
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:30, archived)
# that doesn't sound simple to me
... but then perhaps you're more complex than I am and simplicity is relative...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:31, archived)
# parsnip.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Reverse the polarity on the microwave emitter
So it takes away energy instead...
Edit : Damn you, Barbarossa!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:31, archived)
# That would be only correct if themagnatron put heat in in the first place:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:32, archived)
# That's how microwaves work, yes
Or how they don't work, if you follow my modification advice.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:52, archived)
# .
nothing wrong with microwave cooling.
it works in somewhat the same way as laser cooling, but different.
oh, this is not the place for this discussion. :)
(I helped save b3ta! FOONLY, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:38, archived)
# I thought microwave ovens worked by oscillating certain molecules with the e/m waves.
I can see using that to cool something being much more difficult than using lasers.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:41, archived)
# .
I don't understand either. :)
It's something to do with raising atoms energy states and
then there is some kind of emission when the field state collapses.
Or else it utilizes the cold clammy sensation you get after eating a Rustlers microwave burger.
(I helped save b3ta! FOONLY, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:54, archived)
# Well, there has to be some purpose for rustlers burgers.
They're certainly not appropriate for eating.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:56, archived)
# I said it first
EDIT: Tee Hee!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:32, archived)
# yes you did
have a lolly pop
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Thanks, I will!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:37, archived)
# I know how to reverse the polarity on things (turn the batteries around)
I'm just not sure it would work on a microwave...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:32, archived)
# HE REVERSED THE POLARITY
obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Turn microwave inside out.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:30, archived)
# stick the plug in some tizer
and dance naked around the resulting fire...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Ah, the sacred 'Darling I broke the Microwave' dance.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:34, archived)
# *skips around banging wooden spoons together*
COME AND JOIN THE DANCE

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:35, archived)
# *puts on Nirvana*
*bangs pots and pans*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:36, archived)
# You're not NAKED Sam.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:38, archived)
# YES I AM. Take off those silly glasses.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:48, archived)
# 'Darling I broke the microwave - so let's do it' dance
never fails.

and with that lurid thought I shall leave you all to reminisce about me while I'm away.

Until the morra - toodle pips
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Hah
'HiLoveI'veBrokenThisButDoYouWantABlowjob?'

as fast as I can. Always wins.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:38, archived)
# "I don't know I was looking forward to putting my cock in the microwave.
Been fattening it up for weeks."
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Hahaha ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Fuckin What!
How did you make that in a microwave?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:31, archived)
# irrelevent post: JETPACK BRONTOSAURUS!
www.vimeo.com/1107324
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:31, archived)
# *delurks*
HOLY SHIT AWESOME
*relurks*
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:43, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:33, archived)
# You appear to have turned a Prince into a King*
* 'king big ice lolly
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Omnomnomnom
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 18:24, archived)