just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to cowell's evils
his high trousers are made from the scrotae of panthers
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doph no time like the precedent,
Tue 24 Jun 2008, 0:29,
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i hear they have to be pulled so high
to disguise his transmitter
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 24 Jun 2008, 0:32,
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