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# Ha ha ha ha ha
I might have known...

Actually, I find her strangely fascinating / arousing... for preferable to Beenie...
(, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Beenie's got elbowface.
(, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:12, archived)
# People are distracted by the monumental norks...
But she's so horribly smug and patronising that I can't help but hate her.

Kirsty on the other hand, well she released a tool kit. I can legitamtely own a Kirsty Allsop hammer. The kinky bitch.
(, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Did she?!
Oh my God I love her even more now.
(, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:20, archived)
# I swear it's meant to double as a kinky home torture kit...
It doesn't have nipple clamps, but it might as well do...

(, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:22, archived)
# that creamy soft skin, those womanly curves, that cute voice
i'd be all over that like icing on a cake.
(, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Are we talking Allsopp or Beeny?
Silly question, you must mean Allsopp...
(, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:23, archived)
# word
beeny doesn't do it for me, i mean yeah, 2 obvious good points but meh.
(, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:26, archived)