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[challenge entry] more of an improving the accuracy of road signs

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(, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 12:46, archived)
# As a motorcyclist and cyclist, I make a point of saying
"funny lookin' bike" to the various van drivers, idiots and women who like to drive right up to and often past the lights.
(, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 12:50, archived)
# i bet that gets everyone else inside your crash helmet ROLFing
;)
(, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Yes. Yes it does.
(, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 12:55, archived)
# haha I make a point of wheeling my bike in front of them.
Then being somewhat slow to pull away when the lights change.
(, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 13:01, archived)
# As an Audi driver...
...I find that very offensive. [fakes look of being offended]

Actually it's normally Vectra Man or Mondeo Man who drives across the line whilst waiting for the lights to change. I normally just go flying through with a shout of "that was amber!" - a former girlfriend once told me that she'd name our first kid Amber.
(, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 14:03, archived)