they employ all sorts these days.
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hexachordal la la la la la,
Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:35,
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That's a bit pointless, they can't even move.
Plus they'd just spoil eventually.
Christ actually could you imagine if your boss was an eight foot tall Bertie Bassett, and ate all the employees which didn't perform well like some kind of subversive sweet.
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Jeru War and Piss,
Sat 28 Jun 2008, 17:36,
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