I have had a shopkeeper kiss my baby's arse once.It was clear that it was entirely innocent, but I was fairly freaked out by her.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Sun 29 Jun 2008, 2:16,
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Haha, did you press her as to why she felt the need to kiss your baby's arse?
Shada,
Sun 29 Jun 2008, 2:19,
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