Product mashing needs madness or filth.
Magazines, comedy shows, and the usual websites have
done and will do every one that comes up before you/us.
However, only up to a 'comfortable' point.
See: Dr. Dyslexia's blood-mouth.
Also
Ground dicks in shit sauce
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