Happy duck wasn't old, but he was a duck.
He lived in the sand at the Isle of Man.
The kids would all sing, he would take the wrong key,
So they rode on his head in their furry donkey.
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k3b/-\b Peace man.,
Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:57,
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a benevolent goose hade seen them berrate him
so pulled out a pump and tried to reinflate him
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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate,
Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:01,
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