You poor thingWhen you get home head straight to the iPlayer, don't go on any other sites. And if anyone tries to tell you about it or discuss it with you stab them in the head with a garden fork.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:36,
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Yep that's the approachNo newspapers, no telly, no text messages, and yes the garden fork it a top plan.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:39,
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