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# hell yeah!
Can I have her number?
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:07, archived)
# 5
now use it wisely! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:07, archived)
# I know exactly what to do with that!
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:12, archived)
# you go'n get clitfecked
good luck
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:10, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:12, archived)
# *passes lube
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:13, archived)
# nobody wants to do anything to me
I was more desirable 10 years ago :(
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Hush now
there's some top ozzy geek fanny out there for you somewhere.

My only tip is stop giving a fuck, chicks see arrogant indiference and go frothy for it.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:16, archived)
# I fell for it a couple of times
but they always turned out to be arseholes. I'd suggest just being nice and having a fucking amazing comic collection, it worked for the wife.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:32, archived)
# heheh yeah, but if you fake it it's ok.
my alternative is just getting them paraletically drunk after being cute with them on msn. Wait until they fall-over into you, catch them, mistake it for a romantic advance and snog her silly. WIN
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:35, archived)
# that doesn't work if
a) you are pathetically idealistic
b) they are sober at the time of said snogging.
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:43, archived)
# hehe, well. Internet dating?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:47, archived)
# costs money
and I was referring to the specific experience of get them pissed etc...
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:51, archived)
# Heh, yeah,
i'm not advocating date rape.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:57, archived)