Old Mrs. Trebucket from the Post Office
96 years old, and can go from 0 to 1 mph in just over a minute.
she had a bit of trouble at the water jump, but her flotation colostomy bag saved her.
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coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo,
Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:47,
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Mrs. Trebucket
Killed my father?*
\o/
*also available on DVD
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SockCooker ПТН ПНХ,
Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:50,
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Aleister Crowley knew my father,
or rather,
Business once took Dad up into the glens,
Where in a small hotel bar Crowley asked:
“Have you got change for the fruit machine chief, I’m all out?”
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coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo,
Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:55,
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