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# Old Mrs. Trebucket from the Post Office
96 years old, and can go from 0 to 1 mph in just over a minute.
she had a bit of trouble at the water jump, but her flotation colostomy bag saved her.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:47, archived)
# Mrs. Trebucket
Killed my father?*


*also available on DVD
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:50, archived)
# Aleister Crowley knew my father,
or rather,
Business once took Dad up into the glens,
Where in a small hotel bar Crowley asked:
“Have you got change for the fruit machine chief, I’m all out?”
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:55, archived)